29 funny job advertisements filled with typos and spelling errors: 'Be ponctual'

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Jul 2, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Is there anything more insulting than desperately looking for jobs, only to find that nearly every posting is filled with typos?

It's the kind of irony that makes you wonder if someone is playing a prank on you in that very moment. What makes this hiring manager employable when they can barely string a sentence together? These are folks who have demonstrated a proven inability to carefully proofread their work. They don't understand the difference between the contraction "it's" and the possessive "its." They certainly cannot tell a "your" from a "you're." One of these job advertisements included the requirement for the candidate to possess a keen "attention to detail" while also requiring that they "be ponctual" a few sentences later in the post. What has happened to the modern workplace?

Keep scrolling below for this full list of typo-filled job postings. When you're done, check out this story about an office Karen's vitriol regarding her coworker's lunches.

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  • 01
    IDK @ SCR Saga @kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.
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  • 02
    Profile This business are hiring based on attitude over skill set and are seeking the right candidate who is proactive, hard-working and uses initiative to support a team. You will be able to juggle conflicting deadlines and be highly organised and efficient when completing tasks.
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  • 03
    property group is a boutique property developer and we need an admin superstar to support our growing team & operations. You have: • A solid admin experience, preferably in a small business; • A good understanding of bookkeeping system such as Xero or MYOB (preferred); • High organizational skills; • The ability to "pick up the ball and run with it"; Impeccable grammar; • Extreme attention to detail; Healthy dose of common sense;
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  • 04
    To succeed in this role, you will need to: • Be well presented with excellent communication skills • Have a mature and positive outlook Have an ability to work autonomously Ben accurate and have excellent attention to detail • Be reliable, flexible and adaptable • Be an Australian citizen or Permanent Residenct
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  • 05
    Managing your own personal client list Wowing clients with out-of-the-box solutions Assisting with office tasks such as daily banking, errands and mail as required The successful candidate will have: Eagle eyes when it comes to attention to detail Impeccable and professional phone manner
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  • 06
    Installations Scheduler All Floors Carpet Court • Face paced position • Great small team work environment Carpet Court is looking for a unique individual with a good sense of humour and ability to work under pressure for the role of Installations Scheduler The successful applicant will have Superb time management, communication and interpersonal skills • The ability to work under pressure and strong problem solving skills and a great sense of humour An incredibly high attention to detail
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  • 07
    Skills and experience • Civil Engineering experience preferred • Excellent Relationship and Communication Skills • The ability to follow process's • Able to Multi Task Computer and IT savvy (various programmes) Deliver exceptional levels of Customer Service • Attention to detail Ability to Problem solve and think outside the square • An interest in Administration, Accounting and learning new skills
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  • 08
    We are seeking an experienced Receptionist/ Administrator to join their team based in Marmion. You will be in charge of a busy Reception desk, whilst completing general administration duties and assisting 8 senior staff. This role will suit a switch on and customer focussed individual who has excellent multitasking skills.
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  • 09
    Assistant Edcator YMCA WA Perth Rockingham & Kwinana Work for a values based, not for profit organisati Education & Training > Childcare & Outside School Hours Care
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  • 10
    The Position: Issuing certificates and cards (Accredited and Non Accredited) • Process enrolments and payments • • Prepare learning material Processing student paperwork and Worksafe applications Client and student liaison – over the reception and through phone • Maintain student records • Data Entry • Archiving • Scanning and Photocopy • Uploading Information Stocktake • Constantly working to deadline Efficient Able to work autonomously and as part of a team The suitable applicant will be punct
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  • 11
    Delivering the exceptional without exception every day. At MSS Security we pride ourselves on delivering unforgettable experiences that customers will talk about for years to come. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
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  • 12
    All about you! In addition you must have previous experience in the following areas: Immediate start required Experience in Customer Service or Retail essential Strong work ethic and organisational skills Basic computer skills Ability to learn new procedures and systems Flexibility to work across different stores within the region Availability to work weekends mandatory
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    Skills and Desirables: FAIL -Attention to detail, including good Grammar -Listening, Recording & Communication Skills -Process Driven -Approachable, outgoing with a Friendly Disposition -Experience with Excel and Emails
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    and us, so it's important to represent Regus each day. We're looking for someone who's able to transmit positive energy to our business community; a sparkling, enthusiastic, determined individual who feels confident within Regus and willing to go that extra mile.
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  • 15
    • Perform basic clerical duties, such as faxing, office notes, filing and photocopying • Assist management in typing up of quotations Requirements: ⚫ Education: High School Diploma Experience: Minimum of 1-2 years of related office experience. • Ability to build positive relationships with high level of interpersonal skills. • Excellent talent to interact with people in a positive and.
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  • 16
    Carpenter Job Small carpenter and gardener job handyman jobs you need to have some tools like drill, saw etc about a days work doing lots of small things, like vanish a window, fix a lock, trim a bush rate is $30/hour Hourly Rate Casual
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  • 17
    from Perth CBD. Permanent position 10 minutes from Perth CBD Full training provided Role: • Handle all customer enquiries including general and technica queries Process inbound information and escalate if required Manage daily workload and ensure all KPI's are met • Administer all customer enquiries End to end management of assigned tasks and inbound information • Sharing of information and knowledge with team • Database management Requirements: • Minimum 3 years experience as a Client Liaison O
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  • 18
    • Perform mechanical repairs of fixed gauges Operate and troubleshoot equipment/ instrumentation required in the work of technicians • Assist with set up and cleaning of training areas during training • Ensure all radiation gauges are stored in a safe and efficient manor
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  • 19
    This key operational role will oversea our day to day team responsibilities in our corporate office whilst creating clear
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  • 20
    Fuel Transportation for Fuel Stations Saved Pick Picker Staff Australia Recruitment Services P/L Perth > Eastern Suburbs Manufacturing, Transport & Logistics > Warehousing, Storage & Distribution -Welshpool based -$25+ per hour Ongoing casual positions Save Forklift Driver Staff Australia Decruitment Services DIL
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  • 21
    Follow though meticulous Be comfortable accepting Be ponctual and reliable Have a strong interest in
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  • 22
    • Work for a leading not for profit disability services provider. • Opportunity to make a difference in the lives of others • Be a part of a supportive and passionate team. Looking for passionate staff that have a quification or experience to assist clients living in the Subiaco, Webley Downs, Alkimos & Yanchep. Save
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  • 23
    Your skills and experience The ideal candidate will have previous experience in an administrative focussed role in a large complex setting. Experience working with a diverse range of stakeholders, working in an office environment and/or corporate environment; Intermediate skills with the MS Office Suite of products in particular Excel, and strong skills in organization, written and verbal communication, time management, and problem solving. We look for candidates with outstanding skills and abil
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  • 24
    This position would suit a team player who can also work autonomously that has strong verbal and written communications skills as well as a high attention to detail and time management skills. So, the same as every other job then?
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  • 25
    Reception/Accounts, North of River Location, $50-$55k + Super Protege Recruitment & Human Development North of river location with parking! $45-$55k + Super
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  • 26
    Full time paying $40k v to $50k v 22 jobs found Support Worker At Home Services Baptistcare WA Part time position working 28 hours per week. Must have previous experience and good clinical skills. Community Services & Development > Aged & Disability Support Save
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  • 27
    This is a full-time role Monday to Friday working the in business hours. You will be working from our Subiaco office which is located in the new Westgate Building, 420 Bagot Road (cnr Railway Road) Subiaco, just near the Daglish train station.
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  • 28
    Skills and experience To be considered for the role you must possess the following • A minimum of 1 year administration experiencE • Advanced computer skills with proficiencirs in MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint and MS Outlook. Proficiency with Reckon APS is ideal but not necessary. • The ability to prioritise tasks & request assistance when
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  • 29
    The Position: Starting immediately, we require two Weighbridge Officers to work Monday - Friday at the recycling centre to direct visitors to the appropriate areas for disposal of material. Please note these positions are part-time and will involve weekend work.
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